" Attention all passengers, this stop is London Bridge. London Bridge is the next stop. Change here for the Northern Line and national rail services. If you are going out on the lash tonight, have fun, stay safe, and make sure you check for the last train home. If you can't catch the last train home, try calling your parents who i'm sure will appreciate a drunken phone call at 3 in the morning. If you really want, you can even call my ex girlfriend for a ride home.. on her broomstick."
