You're know you're going crazy if.

You eat the bruised part of the banana and throw the rest away.

When setting your voicemail message, you actually say the 'beep' yourself.

Michael Jackson, now theres' somebody you can really relate to.

You would love to pit your intellectual prowess against that God Amongst Men, Jeremy Beadle.

You go up to a poster of the Incredible Hulk and ask if he's the one who says hohoho in those Green Giant sweetcorn adverts.

Your lifelong travel ambition is to travel to Guernsey. Every year. With your mum and dad.

You wait outside your front porch every night waiting for Lassie to COME HOME.

Putting Post-it's in the letterbox never seem to work.

YOU are the sixth power ranger.